September 25, 2003


When I started working at the my current job about a year and a half ago, I noticed that a cement garden gnome wearing a viking helmet stood on the desktop between Mitch and Rommie. I asked what the deal was. I can't remember what they said. It must have been reasonable, or sufficiently stupid enough for me to accept the explanation blindly and move on with my life. I never gave it another thought.

Well, the other day, I came back from the convention to notice that it was wearing a bow tie and what appeared to be shooting glasses. No explanation. Just was.


Understanding that his complexion could use some work - do metrosexual gnomes get dermabrasion? - the hint of a bow tie does lend it a sophisticated air. And, if I say so myself, the glasses do make the gnome.

Posted by Jeff at September 25, 2003 04:29 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: Anna at September 25, 2003 09:34 PM

Back atcha. Thanks for registering the first comment. Broke my comment cherry.

Posted by: Jeff at September 25, 2003 10:11 PM

Oh, my eyes!!

Posted by: Sekimori at September 26, 2003 05:08 AM
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