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IT'S JERRY SPRINGER'S WORLD. WE JUST LIVE IN IT.
Where to start with this story...
Do you make fun of the kid's nickname? Do you goof on how his wife will have to get him into R-rated movies for the next three years? Maybe you mock the fact that "the man of her dreams" probably needs to shave only once a week?
Nah.
Some things just speak for themselves.