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First Embarassing Confession of the Day:
I used to drive a Volare. How sad is that?
As one person once wrote: "Owning a Volare was total ego death--the theme song, the vinyl Landau roof, the inability to pass another car on the highway."
In honor of the most impotent vehicle on wheels, go ahead and sing along if you know the words.
A helpful hint: Don't sing when it reads "Gitarrensolo." You'll just look dumb.