September 28, 2003
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
From today's Anchorage Daily News gossip column:
Earlier this month, corrections people did sweeps of prisons around the state, looking for drugs, weapons and other contraband. Earwigs who have lost their good time forever say searchers found a lot of forbidden stuff, including a cell phone up the rectum of a Spring Creek inmate.
Rectums are where most cell phones belong.
I know we're all going to be mandated to use one before long, but ... people do not know how to act with them.
Future jailhouse conversation:
"You constipated?"
"Nope. Call waiting."
Posted by: Jeff at September 28, 2003 08:29 PMI bet it was set on "vibrate". I know mine is.
In other news, I just crack up when I read screeds about how much people loathe cellphones. I actually think that's why I bought one in the first place... if it's so evil, I have to have it. Now everytime I see someone assume the snotty "oh my god, she has a CELLPHONE, that cretin!" look, I immediately call everyone in my phone book.
Pretty soon I'll get one of those camera phones and take pictures of the anti-cell freaks. :)
Yeah, push my buttons first thing on a Monday morning, why doncha?
Posted by: LeeAnn at September 29, 2003 10:28 AMWell, it would be delicious to see everyone walking around holding those old black rotary-dial phones, just minus the cords. Still instant communication, just adding a bit of bulk.
Posted by: Pat Kane-Prescott at September 29, 2003 12:18 PM