September 15, 2003
HEY, KIDS! WHAT COLOR SOCKS IS MITCH WEARING?
Answer: Don't know yet.
But the above photo proves that Mitch indeed does have Big Boy Socks in his drawer at home.
We were beginning to wonder, since he only wears white socks every day. No matter the outfit. No matter the shoes. It's one of the reasons I started to heckle him by calling him "Fonzie" whenever he'd attack my lack of follicular styling techniques.
Mitch was so proud that his socks matched his shirt on Friday that he was showing them off to co-workers. (That's Kevin on the right, aghast at the tear in the time/space continuum that would allow such an apparel convergence).
So emboldened, Mitch pledged to wear a different color pair of socks for every day of this week. Oh, and to possibly wear... gasp... a tie!
Go on with your bad self, Mitch. Make us all proud.