September 04, 2003


This from my friend David in Idaho: (in other words, blame him, not me)

At 85 years of age, Morris marries Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after
their wedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms,
because she is concerned that her new but aged husband
may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, Lou Anne prepares herself for
bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the
knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85-year-old
groom ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well,
Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on
her bedroom door, and it's Morris, who looks happy and eager.
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride,
bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but aha you guessed it -
Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and he is as fresh
as a 25-year old. And once again they enjoy each other.

But as Morris gets set to leave, his young bride says
to him: "I am impressed that at your age you can
perform so well and so often. I have been with guys
less than a third of your age who were only good once.
You are truly a great lover, Morris."

Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne
and says: "You mean I was here already?"

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