August 29, 2003
YOUR MOMENT OF BRITNEY
Just remember, Britney, when you French kiss Madonna, you're not only French kissing her, you're kissing the entire membership of the NBA, NFL and Canadian Football League, not to mention the touring company of "The Producers," the residents of Greenwich Village between West 10th and Bleeker streets, Sigfried, Roy, their tigers and the Sons of the Fraternal Order of Moose, Lodge No. 416.
A side note: I'd like to congratulate Justin Timberlake for winning the I Can't Believe I Got Rid Of That Skank In The Nick Of Time Sweepstakes.
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