Based on the trends that my site's search statistics can glean, I can deduce the following:
**It can only help drive traffic to your site if you mention Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. According to Google, I'm the sixth most-popular site for mentions of their name, even though I only have mentioned it once (now twice). Guess I better do it again: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.
I can only imagine what happens to your site traffic when you mention Anna Kournikova. Or Pamela Anderson. Or the words "nude," "naked," "semi-nude," "quasi-clothed" and "semi-quasi nude and naked and unclothed." Guess I'll never know.
**I am the fourth most-popular site for Google when searchers plug in the word "salad." I can only pray that the word "tossed" wasn't part of that search as well. If you know what I mean.
For the record, I prefer syrup.
**I am the second most-popular site on the Web for the phrase "she'd be getting herself pregnant by halftime." I have no idea what that trend would indicate, other than the fact that NBA players must be surfing the Web quite a bit in the off season.
**There are a ton of you out there looking for a Tampa flash mob. A word of advice: Get a life, people.