SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

GENTLEMEN, START YOUR PERVERSIONS

Gotta hand it to Rolling Stone. At least they're honest about catering to the pop-culture-loving pedophiliacs out there.

Nice cover, by the way. Only Jann Wenner could try to mash the Olsen Twins, fall fashion, men's tennis, rap, comedy and then Neil Young on the cover.

For all you pervs out there, the countdown to legal boning age is hovering in the neighborhood of 300 days.

But then, if you're the kind of perv who cares about such things, you've likely penciled that day in on your Mary Kate and Ashley 2003 Swimsuit Calendar, Mitch.