GEEK BIKE JOKE OF THE DAY
Two engineering students, Lennie and Virgil, were walking across campus when Virgil said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Lennie replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'" Virgil nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."