SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

CABBAGE PATCH DOLLS

Wow, Kayla Rae, my turnoffs are flesh breath, narrow minds and closed hearts, polluters, runs in my nylons, animal-tested products, weak coffee, apathy, giving up on true love, foie gras, milk (aka mucus) moustaches, too!

Okay, maybe not the nylons part. But definitely the part about the flesh breath.