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AND NOW, YOUR MOMENT OF BRITNEY

During the early days of this blog, we introduced a recurring feature: A Moment of Britney. The idea was to showcase the latest absurdity from the alleged career of the vapid, atonal singer. It proved to be popular, so of course, we neglected it and let it shrivel and die. (Although referring in the plural and third person to the lone human maintaining this blog never goes out of style.)

So without further delay, here's a look at Ms. Spears' photoshoot for W magazine.