July 09, 2003

YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY
HELL, I DON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S NICE, FER CRISSAKES.



Staying on an ever-popular Corey Feldman note, did anyone notice the resemblance between the C-Man and "Hulk" star Eric Bana? I went to see the movie last weekend and I kept waiting for Corey Haim to bust through a wall with a bandana around his neck to rescue his friend, like something out of "License to Drive." We can only pray Bana doesn't develope a "Bad"-era Michael Jackson fixation.

Full disclosure: I once covered a story that required me to stay at the Canon Inn in beautiful Canon City, Colo.

Unfortunately, it was while Corey Haim was filming "Fast Getaway." There were a million pubescent and pre-pubescent girls hanging around the lobby, waiting for Corey to walk through with his "mafia" of friends. I actually saw the punk surrounded by this adolescent phalanx of goofballs walking briskly past the front desk, as if there was an urgent security risk and, you know, he just had to refill his ice bucket.

Best of all, I paid a 12-year-old girl $25 for the picture she took of Corey in one of the hotel hot tubs, looking tough with a water gun cocked, like he was about to bust into a cocaine cartel's pool party.

I felt so tabloid.

Posted by Jeff at July 9, 2003 07:51 AM | TrackBack
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