July 02, 2003
THIS OR THAT?
Summer's here and the time is right for answering dumbass questions:
1. Lemonade or Ice Cold Beer? Beer. Beerbeerbeerbeer. Oh, beer. Sweet mother of arctic cold, you-can-climb-the-thick-ice-on-your-mug beer.
2. Swimming pool or beach? Beach.
3. Long weekends here & there, or a 2-week vacation? Long weekends. The amount of work you have to do ahead of time in orter to take off for two weeks staggers the mind.
4. Destination: Acapulco or Hawaii? Neither.
5. Destination: Mountains or Beach? Hmmmm. Mountains.
6. Hotel/motel/B&B or camping? Well, there aren't a lot of hotels in the mountains.
7. Carefully planned vacation, or play it by ear? Ear.
8. Sneakers or sandals? Sneakers. Ever climb a mountain in sandals? Two words: toe chafe. I think not.
9. Air-conditioning or fans? Air conditioning. Gotta go with air conditioning. Especially on vacation, when you can throw that mutha down to 68 degrees in the hotel room and pile on the blankets. There's no better way to sleep than knowing you're stealing the hotel blind on electricity.
10. Concerts in the park or baseball games? C'mon. Is this a joke? Baseball. Make it minor league baseball and you know you have summer on your hands.