A woman at work told me about six months ago I looked like this guy.
That's right, someone said I resembled a wrestler who's 7-feet-tall and weighs 500 pounds.
I couldn't have been more proud.
But at least I'm not a big enough dork to post my photo here.
Which inspires a side question: Why would 8 people want to tell the world that they looked like that big-foreheaded skank Christina Ricci? The Britney Spears fembots are alone worth a visit to this site.
Note to the kids who look like N'Sync's Chris Kirkpatrick and Backstreet Boy A. J. McLean: Consider plastic surgery. Or suicide. Or one good shave. Anything. Just move on with your lives.