June 03, 2003

PRESS RELEASES FROM HELL, VOL. IV

Family/Parenting Editor,

June is known to many as "potty training month." With the advent of warmer weather, this is traditionally the time most parents begin the difficult chore of potty training their children.




Two questions:

1. Please define the word "many."

2. Other than those people who have to worry about shitting in a shed out back of the barn in February, what does warm weather have to do with potty training?

Now, if they had said pottymouth training, then I might have been interested.


Posted by Jeff at June 3, 2003 09:58 AM | TrackBack
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