May 23, 2003

HEADLINES FROM THE ONION DAY BY DAY CALENDAR

Beekeeper Wishes He Understood Women Like He Understands Bees

Hanes, Fruit Of The Loom Locked In Bitter Struggle No One Else Aware Of

Desperate Small Town Erects World's Largest Fiberglass Chili Dog

Critics Accuse New Movie Of Glorifying Sex

Educational Puppet Pelted With Crayons

Local Applebee's A Hotbed Of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering

Parents' Record Collection Deemed Hilarious



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