May 22, 2003

YOU WANT THAT IN A TO-GO BOX, ASSHAT?

Back when I was a busboy in high school, I once had the pleasure of watching a waitress at a seafood restaurant on 66th Street in St. Petersburg purposefully drop an entire tray of food for a table of four in the lap of a jerk at that table who was giving her a hard time. After faking her horror and sorrow for the better part of 15 minutes, she came back into the kitchen and said it was one of the most satisfying moments of her life, despite her having to pay for their food out of her own paycheck.

That said, there are lots and lots of bitter waitresses out there, folks. And they've all got a fresh pot of coffee in their hand.


Posted by Jeff at May 22, 2003 07:26 AM | TrackBack
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