After a week's absence, I present to you the 12 most disturbing and astounding things I found this week while cruising the Web.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
They include:
1. A fetish I had no idea existed.
2. A worry that my son might do this one day.
3. A genie who needs to go back in the bottle.
4. A headache not even Advil can cure.
5. A fear that I may eventually look like this through no artificial means.
6. A person who spent a great deal of time and LSD designing this interactive site.
7. A device that could inevitably lead to use of a motorized and a Kraftmatic adjustable bed.
8. A magazine cover featuring nude women that holds no appeal to me.
9. A senseless crime that should never have been allowed to occur.
10. An invention that could make me obsolete.
11. A salty pretzel I don't care to bite.
12. A page of optical illusions that just might give you a headache.
