SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

REPORTS OF THEIR DEMISE HAVE BEEN EXAGGERATED

So CNN.com made a little boo-boo and posted the pre-obits of some politicians and celebrities. No big harm, right?

Not to these Photoshop gurus.

Pull up a chair. You'll be reading a while.

And bring a tissue, too. You'll want to wipe up the laugh-produced snot.