April 09, 2003

TOP 10 THINGS OVERHEARD AT SADDAM HUSSEIN'S DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT

10. "Uday, are you going to eat that pickle?"

9. "Bunker for six, please"

8. "You have some shwarma in your mustache"

7. "A double for me and a double for my double"

6. "I know we're winning the war, but there do seem to be an awful lot of American tanks around"

5. "What was I thinking putting 5,000 dinars on Kansas?

4. "Can we still have these weekly dinners when we're in hell?"

3. "What do you mean Bloomberg won't let us smoke in here?"

2. "Kaboom"

1. "More salad, Geraldo?"


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