Tribune Pop Culture Diva Kim MacCormack was kind enough to give me a day-by-day tear-away calendar for Christmas written by the folks who write The Onion.
Here are some sample headlines for this week:
Home-Schooled Student Opens Fire On Breakfast Nook
U.S. Dept. Of Retro Warns: "We May Be Running Out Of Past"
Freak Accident Paralyzes Man From Waist Up