SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

THE TAZO OF STARBUCKS

Be careful what you drink.

What you order at Starbucks tells something about your personality.

At least, that's what the Starbucks Oracle says.

According to the Oracle, the fact that I usually order Venti Mocha means that I ""don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink grande Mocha are strippers.''

So be it.