If Side Salad had a mascot, I'm sure it would be some sort of oversized crouton named "Crunchy," or something equally as ridiculous.
Since crouton costumes are not exactly an off-the-rack purchase, Side Salad hereby adopts the dolphin as it's mascot.
That said, we hereby announce that it's Hug a Wet Dolphin Day here at the Salad Bowl.
Damn, that's one happy looking mammal.