We had a discussion at work the other day about the crazy things your kids say at the oddest moments.
Karla told about the previous night, when her 11-year-old son, Zachary, let out a belch of heroic proportions.
"Zach, what do you say?"
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Same thing happened last night in our house when it came time for my 7-year-old son Brian to take a dose of nuclear-pink antibiotic fluid. He's still fighting the remnants of strep throat.
He took the small, see-through cup in his right hand, tossed it back until the pink ooze dribbled into his mouth and then took a huge gulp.
Without missing a beat, he wipes his mouth with his forearm like a cowboy in a saloon and says, "Set me up with another one."