Is there a reason a man waits almost a month to update a blog?
Sure, there are lots of reasons. Crazy work hours. An induction into the world of Cub Scouts. Day light savings time changes. There's a lot working against a guy in this day and age.
The dry spell is over. The deluge begins anew. Wash yourself in the wonderful stupidity and oddness that is Side Salad, Part Deux.