November 29, 2003


In the spirit of the holidays, we're introducing a new feature into the Salad Bowl: The Calendar of Disturbing Santas.

Each day through Christmas, we'll introduce an image of Santa that conflicts somehow with the comforting, jolly portrait we've all been led to believe.

There's gotta be a reason kids cry when they sit on Santa's lap. Maybe they know something the rest of us only forgot.

With that, we introduce Santa No. 1:


What's the scenerio here? Santa get tired of putting up with Blitzen's crap? The North Pole run a little low on venison? Kringle need to buss a cap? The irony here is delicious.

Up on the rooftop, bang, bang, bang.

Tomorrow: A little dairy.

Posted by Jeff at November 29, 2003 10:36 AM | TrackBack