December 23, 2003

KNOCK THREE TIMES ON
THE CEILING IF YOU WANT ME

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What's the definition of unintended consequences?

This one works for me:

New intelligence indicated that operatives of Osama bin Laden’s al-Qaida terror network, possibly trained and licensed to fly passenger jets, may now be pilots for some foreign airlines, ideally positioning them to carry out suicide attacks, U.S. officials told NBC News on Monday.

Reinforced cockpit doors intended to thwart hijackers after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks would now protect any terrorist pilot at the controls, the officials said on condition of anonymity.

How will you know when you're on a hijacked flight? When they don't ask you to put up the tray table and move your seat up from the reclining position.

Posted by Jeff at December 23, 2003 03:12 AM
Comments

And if they withold the extra peanuts. Those bastards.

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 23, 2003 08:54 AM

Probably no booze either. Sons o' bitches.

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at December 23, 2003 12:04 PM