December 30, 2003

SLOW DOWN, YOU MOVE TOO FAST

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Life is full of time suckage. Menial tasks and duties that shorten our lives for no reason. But there are some things I don't mind if they take a little while longer to complete. Proper airline maintenance. Steak dinner at Bern's. Brain surgery. A Churchill cigar.

And now this.

Why do I have the feeling it's going to be like the joke in "Something About Mary" where the guy brags about creating the "6 Minute Abs" workout because the "8 Minute Abs" was just too tedius?

Take your time. If it requires an extra few minutes of processing, I'll wait.

Posted by Jeff at December 30, 2003 07:16 AM
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