SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

PLASTIC OH NO BAND

By now, you've no doubt heard the devastating news: Barbie and Ken are going their separate ways.

Color me jaded and maybe it's just me, but this very well could be just a cheap publicity stunt. Can a civil union between Ken and Stretch Armstrong be next? I wouldn't put money against it.

Regardless, you have to wonder if the release of this compromising video didn't accelerate the divorce.