SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

AM I BLUE? NO. I AM NOT.

This is perhaps the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time: a blog dedicated to a blue, berry-flavored version of Pepsi. Which is now being discontinued.

There are links to message boards crying over its cancelation, online polls about the product - even a very sober report from a fan of the beverage:

I just got off the phone with the good folks at Pepsi;bad news. Production of Pepsi Blue is being discontinued. I had guessed that might be the case as the PepsiBlue.com website is now just a redirect back to Pepsi.com, but it's been confirmed.

I had no idea that this product even existed.

I feel so old, so out of touch, so disconnected from the world and the things in it that are filled with blue chemicals and artificial sweeteners.

Somebody hold me. Please.