I've been home sick for two days with Strep throat. You know I'm really sick when:
1.) I stay home for two days.
2.) I watch an entire soccer match on cable between USA and the Netherlands.
3.) It takes me four days to even bother to look at the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue when it arrives in the mail. And then it does nothing for me. (Okay, it hasn't done anything for me since I was 12, but that's not the point.)