February 24, 2004
SANSABELT? SANSAPANTS.
Mark your calendar: May 7 is No Pants Day.
What in the world is No Pants Day?
According to the official Web site, No Pants Day is a day where everyone, be they students, respectable businessmen, or cherished community leaders, leave their pants behind. Usually this means wearing thick, appropriately modest boxer shorts, but bloomers, slips, briefs, and boxer-briefs all work as well.
"When large groups of people parade around in public without their pants, amazing things are bound to happen. At the very least, you'll take your drab, wretched life a little less seriously, at least for one day."
At the very least.
As someone who worked from home for a dot-com and who bragged that my job made me "pants-optional," I can say that I was never more productive than when I docked my Dockers.
Casual Friday? Every day was casual. Reeeeeeeeal casual.
I think I'll take a pass on this one. However, please do me a favor and let me know when it's Beer Fart Day.
Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop at February 24, 2004 08:07 PM