SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

YOU'VE GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM

Apparently poker is the hot new hobby. It's to 2004 what cigars were to 1998. All the rich and famous are partaking. It's the new botox.

Let's see... Mimi Rogers, Sara Rue, Ben Affleck, Lou Diamond Phillips, Lolita Davidovich, James Woods...

Uh, folks, if your careers are any indication, you might want to stick to the $1 tables.