SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

TIME FOR A LINK DUMP

Sometimes you just have to know when to shut up, sit down and write some words for The Man. And push along a bunch of links, of course.

Enjoy.

SUBLIME AMUSEMENT
* The top 100 April Fool's Hoaxes of All Time.
* Tattoos for wimps. Or at least for the hypodermically challenged.
* I love me some freak show.
* Take a look at how your favorite Web sites used to look.
STUNNING VIEWS
* Photos of every bowl of pasta eaten by a 23-year-old guy in Rome.
* Three terrifying words: Build-A-Nerd.
* Animals that could stand to hit the snooze button.
* Yee. Haw.
* To quote A Flock of Seagulls: Aurora Borealis comes in viewwwwww.

GOOFING OFF
* Five in a row, any way you play it. Say it with me: Luffarschack.
* Games people used to play.
* Because Web site addresses aren't nearly complicated enough.
* Check, mate.
* This just feels so right.

BRILLIANCE PERSONIFIED
* Burn, baby, burn.
* Stuff to fill your head.

UNEXPLAINED PHENOMENAE
* Right this way, please.
* A is for Apple, J is for Jacks.
* Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered whatever became of me...
* I had too many of these to count.
* If Escher was here, he'd probably tell us, "It's all relative, baby."