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THE ONION BITES BACK

The Onion's A.V. Club has started a brilliant feature that makes fun of celebrity ramblings online: Hollyblog.

Even Smashing Pumpkins blowhard Billy Corgan gets skewered.

Not made up: "I even love my enemies... that doesn't mean I want to hear them speak, but as one of God's children I say I love you, too... I am on a mission, to love, to rock, to heal, and to help light the path for as many as I can."

This observation about Melanie Griffith's blog was a scream:

Bloggings she may one day regret: Pretty much all of them, but particularly "I have not overdosed on pills nor have I ever used heroin."