SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

Gregg draws and paints portraits of female celebrities and then tries to give them his work. Katherine, a graphic artist at my work, passed along his Web page.

Gregg is kinda scary.

The portraits are okay, I guess. It's the notations that creeped me out.

"Tori Amos - Met her, she was very polite. She didn't like the painting I gave her."

"Shawn Colvin - Handed her two painting in person. She was lukewarm about them."

"Sheryl Crow - Ignored one painting, apparently rejected another."

For a real set of the creeps, read his account of Fiona Apple's reaction.

Let me once again say how proud I am to be a man.

Posted by Jeff at August 6, 2004 08:32 AM