Now, where were we before the hurricane interrupted...?
Ah yes. Visually showcasing the insane way we elect a president.
We now return you to our show, already in progress:
It was clear that Karl Rove made a serious mistake when he hired Bob Hope's old cue card boy.
John Kerry attempted to teach these children about freedom and equality. What they learned instead was that his head was bigger than the Statue of Liberty.
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