SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

DANGER IS HIS MIDDLE NAME

My Muse was back at it in the workplace the other day. Give him a windbreaker and a cellphone and suddenly he transforms into... PHIL MORGAN, MAN OF ACTION!

With his trusty communications sidekick Das Boots Randolph on his hip, he springs to attention when getting a call.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Who could it be? Why, it's the White House!



"Why yes, Mr. President. I will make the world safe for democracy. Right after I finish my tuna melt."