SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

DOGS, LIZARDS, FREAKS AND NUNS

I've cleaned the outside of the house. I've had lunch. I've watched innumerable hours of television reporters getting pelted with rain and wind. I've watched my son and his best friend turn a lizard into jewelry in between lulls in the storm.

I, however, have no lizard, so to amuse myself, I Googled the name Frances in it's image search engine.

The results were predictably, um, well... see for yourself in the photos below.

Who knew there were so many dogs, freaks and nuns named Frances?!?!?