September 24, 2004

TIME TO BREAK OUT THE VIPER 9000 NEWS KITE

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So.
I leave town for one day.
One day.
And what happens?
Ivan swirls back around to the Gulf of Mexico to take another swipe, like a turd that refuses to go down the bowl.
Jeanne decides that the east coast of Florida isn't wrecked enough and takes aim at the exact place where Frances came ashore.
And Britney Spears' pseudo marriage is probably as fake as her boobs.
OH THE HUMANITY! Posted by Jeff at September 24, 2004 08:14 AM | TrackBack
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