In trying to decipher the reasons that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Motto: We're old, we're slow, we gave away all our draft picks and we're uninventive!) are sitting on the bottom of the NFC Central with an 0-4 record, you might want to look at these statistics, compiled by my friend Rommie:
* Running back Michael Pittman’s last rushing touchdown: Dec. 15, 2002
* Fullback Mike Alstott’s last rushing touchdown: Sept. 21, 2003
* Running back Jamel White’s last rushing touchdown: December 2003, when he was with the Cleveland Browns.
* I've had as many rushing touchdowns as every one of the Bucs running backs this year. I also have as many touchdown catches as wide receiver Tim Brown.