Just got an e-mail from Walgreens. Seems that because I was stupid enough to give them my e-mail address the last time I was at my pharmacologically weakest, they feel like we have a relationship. Next thing you know, they'll ask me to go private in a chat room so they can talk dirty about my meds.
For now, they merely feel comfortable enough to share their "featured online specials."
Included in that list:
Huggies Baby-Shaped Diapers
56 ea.
Regular price: $11.99
Sale price: $7.99
Recreational role playing drunken Saturday night shaped diapers.
TMI? What?