November 15, 2004


Got this note from Willie Drye, author of Storm of the Century: The Labor Day Hurricane of 1935. Seems he's been out cruising the Web again for sordid stories.
Hey Jeff:
OK, I know this plays right into the sordid little stereotype you've hung on me, but this is too good not to pass on.
Stereotype, Willie? I'm not the one who sent the story of the woman who stabbed her husband's penis.
It was also your genital paranoia, Willie, that compelled you to pass along the juicy news item about the guy who was found naked while pinned under his girlfriend's gate.
And, yes, it was you who sent the story of a man who celebrated his birthday wearing only nacho cheese.
I'm not saying anything, Willie. I'm just sayin'.
His letter continues:
This little tale reminds me of growing up in the country and the first time I saw two dogs --- oh, never mind.
Ah yes, the faint whiff of resignation to compulsion.
That's right, Willie. Bring that high cheese cheese.
This one's for you, brutha:
German police halt sexual intercourse in public
3 warnings needed to stop couple's love-making in shopping area
BERLIN - German police detained a naked 25-year-old woman and her 23-year-old partner who were engaged in sexual intercourse on the pavement in the middle of a busy shopping district, police said on Saturday.
Police in the western town of Duelmen said the couple were spotted by pedestrians late on Friday morning having intercourse. Pedestrians in the town of 40,000 called police, but the couple initially ignored police orders to stop.
“The naked couple continued their passion-filled activity on the cold asphalt,” a police spokesman said. “They finally followed police instructions to stop on the third warning.”
The spokesman said the two face a 100-euro ($125) fine each for disturbing the peace.
Posted by Jeff at November 15, 2004 08:18 AM | TrackBack