That's right folks! A Real Bowling Ball! Hit the lanes in style and be the envy of all when you pull your KISS bowling ball out of your bag.All for a nominal fee of $139.95, of course.
Balls are shipped WITHOUT holes. If you wish to bowl with your new ball, you will have to take it to your local bowlers pro shop and have it drilled.They have to ship them that way, you see. Otherwise, Gene Simmons would try to make sweet love to them.
I find it fascinating that a mere mime of knee-raising in the direction of a male crotch creates a full-body jump-back flinch, but they can casually speak of having strangers drill holes in their balls.
Yeah, that's all I've got. Sorry.
Posted by: LeeAnn at November 17, 2004 11:13 AM