LET'S JUST OPT FOR "OR NOT'
Stumbled across a horrific site,
Is Your Senator Hot Or Not?
I gave everyone a 1 rating on a scale of 10. I like to think I have no interest in a Daniel Akaka or an Orrin Hatch.
That's not to say some aren't attractive to someone in the universe... Just not me.
Newly elected Florida Sen. Mel Martinez scored poorly.
...as did 153-year-old Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens.
Ted's colleague Lisa Murkowski did relatively well.
Florida Sen. Bill Nelson did so-so, but that may be because a photo of Buddy MacKay was used by accident. And Buddy was no looker. As far as hotness goes, Buddy registers just above the element boron.
Hillary got a better score. In relation to Barbara Mikulski, probably.
John Kerry was the David Cassidy-on-the-cover-of-Tiger-Beat stud of the group, comparitively. Even Barak Obama only got a 7.
Must be the guitar. Chicks dig musicians.
Ted Kennedy also did relatively well, although someone confused him with Mayor McCheese.
Posted by Jeff at February 19, 2005 07:06 AM