March 02, 2005

SLOTH BECOMES US

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Why do I enjoy being friends with Scotty from Home Sweet Road?
Let's just say we both share a similar outlook on life at home:
My latest innovation in the field of sloth science is something I call "intelligent newspaper retrieval." When the days are short and cold, and one can feel the chill through a single-pane window, I no longer automatically trudge out into the snow to grab my Wall Street Journal. Instead, I dial up WSJ.com, examine the PDF recreation of the front page, and THEN decide if it's worth the trip. Not exactly a Jack London story, but it works for me. And I can always grab the real paper in April, right?
Scotty can be excused a little sloth. There's only 125 more days before Scotty and his wife Eileen embark on a year's journey around the country by car. He's going to need all the energy he can get for that adventure. Posted by Jeff at March 2, 2005 06:49 AM
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