March 03, 2005

MAKING A LIST
CHECKING IT TWICE

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A friend at work sent me this list of "naughty" words not allowed on personalized jerseys at the NFL Shop. They allegedly were extracted from a java script list found on the NFL Shop site by OutSports.com.

A small, relatively sampling from the rather explicit list (Trust me, don't click on the real list unless you want your eyelids to melt. There are words on there I hadn't heard before and really wish I hadn't found.):

3RD LEG
60 NINE
ARSE
ASS CLOWN
ASS PUPPIES
ASSMONKEY
ATHLETES FOOT
AXING THE WEASEL
BARELY LEGAL
BARF FACE
BARFACE
BONG
BUDWEISER
CARRUTH
CRAPPY
CREAMY
CROTCH
DAHMER
DEFECATE
DEPOSIT
DEVIL
DIX
DRE
DRUNK
DRUNKEN
DUMB ASS
EVL
EXCREMENT
F TOYOTA
F.I.N.E.
FINGERFOOD
FLOGGIN THE DOLPHIN
FOUR 20
FOUR TWENTY
FOUR20
FOURTWENTY
GLAZED DONUT
GONZAGAS
GOT JESUS
HE HATE ME
HO
HO MO
HONKERS
HONKEY
HOBO
HOSTAGE
HOT DAMN
HOT TO TROT
HOT2TROT
HOTDAMN
HOTTOTROT
I LOVE BEER
I LUV BEER
ID TEN T
ID10T
IDIOT
IDOIT
INGIN
INSEST
JESUS CHIRST
JESUSCHRIST
K MART
KOTEX
LADY BOOG
LESBAIN
LESBAYN
LESBIAN
LESBIN
LIMY
LL
LOADED GUN
LOLITA
LOTION
MAN HATER
NEON DEON
OICU812
PHQUE
PURINA PRINCESS
PUTT PIRATE
PWT
RAE CARRUTH
SIX SIX SIX
SIXSIXSIX
SMAGMA
STAGG
TANG
TROJAN
TROTS
TURD
Posted by Jeff at March 3, 2005 07:52 AM
Comments

Again, I'm really curious who these people are that are willing to spend $279.99 for a jersey that says "DICK LICKER" on the back.

Posted by: Rommie at March 3, 2005 04:48 PM