SIDE SALAD - Everything crunchy is good.

'I AM SMART, S-M-R-T.'

Some joker is taking votes on the top 278 lines from "The Simpsons."[Link]

A few highlights:

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

This is brain surgery, not rocket science... now hand me that Icecream scoop.

My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My baloney has a second name, it's . . . H-O-M-E-R.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

There's a four o'clock in the morning now?

"Mmmmm. Soylent Green."

You don't win friends with sal-ad!

I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss!

Fight, fight, fight. Fight, fight, fight. The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

She's a sweet reverand's daughter and your the devil's cabana boy.

Mmmmmmmm, unprocessed fish sticks.

Posted by Jeff at March 8, 2005 08:12 AM