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DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO

In the same week that the movie "Robots" makes $40 mil in its first week [Link], and the RoboMaid is introduced to sweep your hardwood floors to within an inch of their veneer, (It's The New Sweeping Sensation From Europe!)[Link], Transport Trends tells us about The Walking Machine, a tree trimmer that walks through the forest defoliating anything that even so much as resembles a whisker. [Link]

This kind of junk makes me feel like Will Smiff in "Independence Day" after he's just taken the alien speedster out for a spin: I gotta get me one of these.

I can only dream the dream of the devil when I think of making every commuter of the Selmon Expressway into my robo-beeyach. I mean, if I'm going to crawl to work, I might as well crawl in style.

Posted by Jeff at March 17, 2005 03:49 AM